Thursday, February 11, 2010

No more hiding it

I suck at poker. You suck at poker too but probably a little less than me. I suck because I never fold when I should or simply spew off stacks like a fucking idiot. No more hiding it either. If I monkey off a stack you will know because I am posting it here. let the fun begin.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem • 6 Players

Generated by weaktight.com.

UTG$167.90
UTG+1$177.95
Hero$205.25
BTN$213.35
SB$228.10
BB$191.50
  • Pre-Flop ($1.50, 6 players)Hero is CO
  • sK hK
2 folds, Hero raises to $3, BTN raises to $9, 2 folds, Hero raises to $27.50, BTN calls $18.50
  • Flop ($56.50, 2 players)
  • hQ cA s2
Hero checks, BTN bets $26, Hero calls $26
  • Turn ($108.50, 2 players)
  • hA
Hero checks, BTN checks
  • River ($108.50, 2 players)
  • cT
Hero checks, BTN bets $118.96, Hero calls $118.96
  • Final Pot: $346.42
  • BTN shows
  • cQsA
  • Hero shows
  • sKhK
  • BTN wins $342.92 (net +$170.46)
  • Hero lost $172.46

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem • 4 Players

Generated by weaktight.com.

CO$100
Hero$118.60
SB$99
BB$79.55
  • Pre-Flop ($1.50, 4 players)Hero is BTN
  • sJ dJ
CO raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 2 folds
  • Flop ($7.50, 2 players)
  • d5 s6 c7
CO bets $5, Hero calls $5
  • Turn ($17.50, 2 players)
  • h5
CO bets $11, Hero calls $11
  • River ($39.50, 2 players)
  • dT
CO bets $29, Hero goes all-in $99.60, CO calls $52
  • Final Pot: $220.10
  • Hero shows
  • sJdJ
  • CO shows
  • s7d7
  • CO wins $199.50 (net +$99.50)
  • Hero collects $18.60 (net -$100)


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem • 5 Players

Generated by weaktight.com.

UTG$105.55
CO$100
BTN$103.65
SB$86.15
Hero$154.45
  • Pre-Flop ($1.50, 5 players)Hero is BB
  • h5 s7
2 folds, BTN raises to $2, SB calls $1.50, Hero calls $1
  • Flop ($6, 3 players)
  • d4 h7 c5
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $6, SB raises to $12, Hero raises to $30, BTN folds, SB goes all-in $84.15, Hero calls $54.15
  • Turn ($180.30, 2 players, 1 all-in)
  • c4
  • River ($180.30, 2 players, 1 all-in)
  • hK
  • Final Pot: $180.30
  • SB shows
  • s8s6
  • Hero shows
  • h5s7
  • SB wins $176.80 (net +$90.65)
  • Hero lost $86.15
  • BTN lost $8


I hope to not have to post more of these. The fact is when and if I do your insults are appreciated.

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