
WOW!!! Epic night last night to say the least. I ended up having 3 friends over to watch football on Saturday and my brother showed up as well. We drank beer and had a great time but the real fun began when we decided to walk to the bars down town. It was just good old shenanigans that made for most of the humor. The funniest part of the night was when my brother made a bet with Rob (pictured above on the right) about our waitresses ethnicity and lost. The result was him having to take a prairie fire shot. Rob decided to order 4 shots rather than take one alone. I tryed my best to decline mine but was suckered into it by my brother. The worst part about the whole thing was the bartender had no clue what we ordered and my bro said to make them with Bacardi 151. Also the guy dumped enough hot sauce in each to fill about 1/8th of the shot glass making for a disgusting chase of hot sauce at the end of an already terrible shot.
Evan immediately vomited after taking his shot and rather than spraying the bar swallowed it and made a dash outside. My brothers turn to puke wasnt till around 3am when we arrived home. Rob decided to save his ride on the puke train till sometime in the early AM to shich he has no memory. Unfortunately for me some of the puke did hit my floor but the majority made it outside. The best part was when he called me today and gave me his version. Apparently he panicked and ran for the door in the night and managed to puke all over himself. At that point he decided to go home so he got in his car and began to drive. Wisely 1 1/2 blocks later he pulled over to sleep it off. Unfortunately the prairie fire had taken its toll and he had to shit. With no bathroom near by he dumped in the grounds of the church which he was parked in front of. Completely covered in vomit and drunk beyond recognition he decided to simply pull his pants up rather than make an attempt to wipe. He then went to sleep and woke up at 9am this morning covered in his own vomit and shit. Disgusting yet hilarious.
needless to say i wasnt in the best shape today though I did save my ticket for the puke train. No ride for me yet. Decided to skip the 3 hours I needed for 30 in the week and tie them on to this week. Will be back at it tomorrow. Gym 1st thing after I drop off my son than some study to get the mind working. After that I will nail some hands.
Cliff Notes: Partied hard Saturday, drank a nasty shot which resulted in vomiting and shitting on ones self.

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Holy schmokes! How did I miss this one?! Epic.
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